farting in the bunker

Robetrt Schroeder, from Long Beach, NY, was drunk, in the middle of a sandbag bunker in Vietnam
the whistles of rockets flying overhead were gone
the whistling sounds were ok, whisltles meant the rockets were passing us by
we did not like the sounds of "whump!"..."Whump!"...that was the sound of rockets hitting nearby
phfffft! the sound of a fart
laughter
"stop that man!" from a new guy, the rest of us laughing...
phfffft! the sound of a another fart, and an "I'm sorry, I can't help it" from Robert
"stop that man!", more laughter, and the rest of us telling the "stop that" man to shut the %$# up!!
darkness inside the sandbag bunker, waiting for the "alls clear" sirens
phfffft!